Then, like one of your better news writers, she spins it all back to the beginning by offering a nice summarizing ending to the story. But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision.Last week I ran across an article online headlined How to sell your soul to the Devil.Oh, sure, you might think that because the article was on weeklyworldnews.com, the article might be of questionable veracity, but not me.I also was not dissuaded by the fact that the story was posted May 5, 2009, even though the Weekly World News stopped publishing in 2007.
The writer of this article was someone named Marge Floori which, as we all know, could not be published if it were not true so Ms. Floori is now one of my favorite writers. You can have power, wealth, an attractive mate and virtually anything else you ever dreamed of - by selling your soul to Satan Floori begins the article by saying. But how You must know what youre doing when you make the deal or Satan will cheat you blind. Thats the word from Dr. Rex Touth, expert on satanic rituals and author of How to Negotiate Unholy Contracts. Like the first-rate journalist that I now understand her to be, Floori makes good use of her expert source. Then she quotes the good doctor himself: Human history and world literature are teeming with stories like that of Germanys Dr. Faustus, who sold his soul, she relays. ![]() Negotiate Unholy Contracts How To Take AdvantageTo which Floori serves up exactly what Im looking for tips for how to take advantage of Satan. ![]() Touth, remember) are as follows: n SET THE DEAL UP PROPERLY. The right way is to be alone in your room, close your eyes and say, Satan, I summon you. ![]() By far the biggest mistake people make is to underestimate how badly Satan wants their soul. Its like precious gold to him and hell pay anything to get it. When he appears, get him to make the first offer, then up it. For instance, even if you feel unlovable and desperate with loneliness, dont just say, I want the most gorgeous woman on Earth and I want her to be madly in love with me. Instead, add, In fact, throw in 100 other women as well so I can pick and choose according to my mood. Satan wont tell you if you dont ask, but you can get a guarantee of 300 years of youthful life before you go to eternal damnation. Why enjoy a mere 75 or 80 years of reckless living when you can get 300 See, this is how you know Dr. Touth is the real deal. By offering this special insight, he shows that he not only has the goods but also the guts to share with the rest of us. Floori goes on to report that religious groups worldwide are trying to ban Dr. Touths book, quoting a spokesman for the North American Council of Churches and Synogogues (which may or may not be an actual organization): This kind of trash is spiritual dynamite, she attributes to the spokesman. We cant, in good conscience, let people read how to destroy their almighty souls. Then, like one of your better news writers, she spins it all back to the beginning by offering a nice summarizing ending to the story. But Dr. Touth says we should all be aware of the facts so we can make an informed decision.
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